2008 has been a good year. As we approach a new 365 days of funk and stuff, we must all stay focused on our goals and aspirations in hopes to become better people... OR, you could simply try not to end up like the people below. DAMN.
Is he SOOOO Cool Now?
(If Lil' Wayne played baseball, would he be the "Best Slider Alive"? Ok... not so good. Cue the "WOMP WOMP". Sorry.)
"White Men Can't..."
"Run for the..."
Silly, Silly Fuzz... There is no match for the speedy alien. (Ok, that might've been wrong to say... I kid, I kid...)
Ya know, when I've been doing my searches for funny videos, I haven't really been seeing anything that makes me say "DAMN, that's funny". If you know of any sites or sources for the good stuff kids go for, hit me up at Icethevillain@gmail.com. Or, if you have anything else to hit me up for, feel free. I'm a rapper, we have no lives beyond drinking, doing crimes, or ducking our illegitimate children (so THEY say).
However, question...
- If you worked at a Senior Citizen's home and got assigned to take care of a mean old woman, how much would someone have to pay you to "Russian Roulette" her medication?
NOTE: She WON'T die, but she'll be extra "friendly"... isn't that helping her?
- For $250, would YOU "Russian Roulette" your medication?
Speaking of which... if a person is paralyzed from the waist down and they take Viagra, what happens? If they're paralyzed from the neck down and take ecstasy, what happens? For $1,000 and tickets to see Hurricane Chris in concert, would you lock yourself in a room with the paralytic and find out???
EVERYONE HAS A PRICE!
I'm cooking up some special stuff for the beginning portion of the year to spice up the blog and make things more interactive, be patient with me. 2009 WILL BE A GREAT YEAR! Not because I said so, but because 2008 was spent planting the seeds! I can show you better than I can tell you!!
Stay Tuned.
L.@.Me. (Literally)
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